ass-flu
last night i go to dinner with my friends carmen and amber. we end up at Old Chicago
a pub/restaurant with semi "ass-flu" causing ingredients. i didn't seem to have a problem, however my shipmates seemed to have issues after we consumed the intoxicating meals.
we left dinner and immediately, amber felt the need to literally prairie dog it into walgreens to use the shitter, and felt the need to describe the matter coming out of her ass. thx that for btw...
we head to old navy to shop for some new digs, i find myself with an armload of clothes to try on while the other 2 sit and wait for me in the dressing room...
"hi my name is andrea and i'm here for my interview" i say, as i model a cute khaki skirt with white oxford and black jacket....amber laughs.
next is a cute summer strapless dress, i liked it, however the "twin girls upstairs" seemed to overpower the dress, and amber commented and called me ms. boob-a-liscious. damn i need a reduction!
anyway, so we end up at borders, where the ass-flu proceedings continue, and i find myself perusing through the fiction sale rack while i wait for the other two to finish dropping 10 lbs from dinner.
i end up buying 3 paperbacks, 2 of them are from Nicholas Sparks, the author of "The Notebook", the other buy a latina writer's book called "The Dirty Girl's Social Club"..I started reading that one today...couldn't put it down, good read.
work sucked today, went by fast though. i'm so tired of the same call one after the other...
its either..."i'm calling because i can't pay my phonebill cause my baby daddy spent the money with his dealer and left me high and dry to take care of the baby and i can't afford diapers..blah blah blah.."
or
"why is my phone bill $300 this month!?" ....my reply is always, "well it could have alot to do with the 50+ collect calls from a correctional facility..."
i swear, all i talk to are pieces of crap who expect everything for free. i would never dare call up my phone company and complain about something i legitimately used or ordered. anyway, there's my rant for the day!
goin to the tidley tonight, should be fun. taking camera as always ;)
a pub/restaurant with semi "ass-flu" causing ingredients. i didn't seem to have a problem, however my shipmates seemed to have issues after we consumed the intoxicating meals.
we left dinner and immediately, amber felt the need to literally prairie dog it into walgreens to use the shitter, and felt the need to describe the matter coming out of her ass. thx that for btw...
we head to old navy to shop for some new digs, i find myself with an armload of clothes to try on while the other 2 sit and wait for me in the dressing room...
"hi my name is andrea and i'm here for my interview" i say, as i model a cute khaki skirt with white oxford and black jacket....amber laughs.
next is a cute summer strapless dress, i liked it, however the "twin girls upstairs" seemed to overpower the dress, and amber commented and called me ms. boob-a-liscious. damn i need a reduction!
anyway, so we end up at borders, where the ass-flu proceedings continue, and i find myself perusing through the fiction sale rack while i wait for the other two to finish dropping 10 lbs from dinner.
i end up buying 3 paperbacks, 2 of them are from Nicholas Sparks, the author of "The Notebook", the other buy a latina writer's book called "The Dirty Girl's Social Club"..I started reading that one today...couldn't put it down, good read.
work sucked today, went by fast though. i'm so tired of the same call one after the other...
its either..."i'm calling because i can't pay my phonebill cause my baby daddy spent the money with his dealer and left me high and dry to take care of the baby and i can't afford diapers..blah blah blah.."
or
"why is my phone bill $300 this month!?" ....my reply is always, "well it could have alot to do with the 50+ collect calls from a correctional facility..."
i swear, all i talk to are pieces of crap who expect everything for free. i would never dare call up my phone company and complain about something i legitimately used or ordered. anyway, there's my rant for the day!
goin to the tidley tonight, should be fun. taking camera as always ;)
posted by Andrea at 4/29/2005 07:53:00 PM
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